Team WHAT?
     
PrepQuotes part 1

Part Deux, the Unofficial Page of Grusenski

 
WHAT? You are over.
Team WHAT? has already made history by becoming the first team competing in the annual Prep Wiffle Ball World Series to wear uniforms. Due to the excess of time on the hands of team member Mike Jiran, it is now, in all likelihood, the first wiffle ball team ever to have a website.
WHAT? I said here's some news.
Team WHAT? got a great start, winning its first game over a team that had the word "Celtic" in the name, by a score of 2-1.
Mike Lazorwitz went the distance on the mound, allowing a few hits and one walk, but holding the Celtic something-or-others to 1 run. He also had a trio of hits and an RBI. Mike Jiran drove in the first run of the game with a double. Jon Fedors...well he was there too. Maybe next time, for his own sanity's sake.

All three men were absolutely bewildered by Celtic reliever Dave Donnely and his unusual delivery, but the damage done against starter Tim Brown was enough. Ryan Grusenski, likely Game 2 starter, and utility man Tim Chester were nowhere to be found, but will likely be a factor in the subsequent games.
Team WHAT? Roster
#2 Jon Fedors
#5 Ryan Grusenski
#69 Mike Lazorwitz
#93 Mike Jiran
#-- Tim Chester